Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
Chris Farley
Haru
Nicollette Sheridan
Allison Page / Sally Jones
Robin Shou
Gobei
Nathaniel Parker
Martin Tanley
Chris Rock
Joey
Soon-Tek Oh
Sensei
Keith Cooke
Nobu
François Chau
Izumo
Dale Ishimoto
Old Japanese Man
Daming Chen
Head Kobudosai
Burt Bulos
Mr. Ozaru
Tom Bailey
Billy's Dad
Jason Tobin
Busboy
Richard Kline
Driver
Curtis Blanck
Billy
