Nothing stirs up the competitive spirit in haggard Hollywood has-been Evie Harris like having to share a house with a younger actress like Varla. Especially since Varla happens to be the daughter of Evie's now-deceased rival! But even as their saner roommate, Coco, attempts to keep the peace, Evie's jealousy over Varla's burgeoning infomercial career is about to explode... in the most spectacular, showstopping way possible!
Jack Plotnick
Evie
Miss Coco Peru
Coco
Varla Jean Merman
Varla / Marla
Ron Mathews
Stevie
Eric Stonestreet
Dr. Benson
Sam Pancake
Brad
Dana Gould
Jeff
Hamilton von Watts
Laurent
Chad Lindsey
Dr. Perfect
Michael Stoyanov
Michael
Dennis Hensley
Speci-mercial Director
Mark Cirillo
Diner Waiter
Lurie Poston
Young Varla
