Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

Woody Allen

Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm

John Carradine

Dr. Bernardo

Lou Jacobi

Sam Musgrave

Louise Lasser

Gina

Anthony Quayle

The King

Tony Randall

The Operator

Lynn Redgrave

Queen

Burt Reynolds

Switchboard

Gene Wilder

Dr. Doug Ross

Jack Barry

Himself

Elaine Giftos

Mrs. Ross

Toni Holt

Herself

Robert Q. Lewis

Himself

Heather MacRae

Helen

Pamela Mason

Herself